================================================ Subject: Re: [ Creed Discuss ] Just want to... From: "Joe Earles" To: "The New Improved Less Lame List" Date: Wed 25 Dec 2002 12:04:10 -0500 ================================================ Um.... I didn't write those. The authors have been credited. ;-) ----- Original Message ----- From: "Lee Reed" To: Sent: Wednesday, December 25, 2002 2:16 AM Subject: Re: [ Creed Discuss ] Just want to... > only you, joe, only you.... > > i think you need to apply to write a daily/weekly column in your local > newspaper, and move up from there...your wit is most definitely appreciated > here, i think you should share it with the world! > > that said, happy holidays to you and yours! > Lee > > > >From: "Joe Earles" > >Reply-To: The New Improved Less Lame List > >To: "The New Improved Less Lame List" > >Subject: Re: [ Creed Discuss ] Just want to... > >Date: Tue, 24 Dec 2002 22:42:03 -0500 > > > >And in the spirit of the season, two heartfelt songs of Christmas joy: > > > >Merry Christmas, If That's Okay > >Joel Hodgson/Mike Nelson > > > >Let us all now sing our praises to the Lord today! > >Although you may not share our beliefs system > >Which is perfectly OKAY > > > >Maybe you worship an abstract being that is kind of vague > >Or maybe you just worship a guy who's name is Greg > > > >Perhaps your religion doesn't include a time called 'Lent' > >But whatever your religion is, we support you 100 percent! > > > >So sit around the fire > >And have a chestnut roast > >Or raise a glass in toast > >To Happy Days' Donnie Most! > > > >But if you prefer to eat Indian food on Christmas Day > >I can only shrug my shoulders and say "Namaste" > > > >Personally I prefer > >Turkey, gravy and salad > >But let's never forget > >All cultures are valid! > > > >So let's have peace on earth and cut out all the bull. (Moooooooo!) > >Let's have a holiday season that's multi-cultural. > >If there's one point we'd like to make > >With this festive holiday song > >It's that Christmas comes > >Just once a year > >So for a few days > >For crying out loud! > >Can we all just get along?!? > > > > > > > >Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas > >Mike Nelson > > > >Open up your heart and let the Patrick Swayze Christmas in. > >We'll gather at the Roadhouse with our next of kin. > >And Santa can be our regular Saturday night thing. > >We'll decorate a barstool and gather round and sing. > > > >Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas this year! > >Or we'll tear your throat out and kick you in the ear! > > > >It's my way or the highway, this Christmas at my ba-ha-haar > >I'll have to smash your kneecaps if you bastards touch my car! > >I got the word that Santa has been stealing from the till. > >I think that that right jolly old elf had better make out his will ohh! > > > >Oh, let's have a Patrick Swayze Christmas, one and all. > >And this can be the haziest...this can be the laziest... > >This can be the Swayziest Christmas of them ALL! > >To submit your profile, visit: > >http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp > >To view List member Profiles, visit: > >http://www.creedlisters.com > > > _________________________________________________________________ > MSN 8 with e-mail virus protection service: 3 months FREE*. > http://join.msn.com/?page=features/virus&xAPID=42&PS=47575&PI=7324&DI=7474&S U= > http://www.hotmail.msn.com/cgi-bin/getmsg&HL=1216hotmailtaglines_eliminatevi ruses_3mf > > > To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: > http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm > To submit your profile, visit: > http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp > To view List member Profiles, visit: > http://www.creedlisters.com To unsubscribe or change your preferences for the Creed-Discuss list, visit: http://www.debbir.com/lists/Creed-discuss.htm To submit your profile, visit: http://www.creedlisters.com/profile/submit.asp To view List member Profiles, visit: http://www.creedlisters.com